Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. Once the plane was
airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a
whiskey and soda. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he too would like a
drink. Mr. Falwell replied in disgust,
"Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch these lips."
The President then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said,
"My apologies, I didn't realize there was a choice... I'll have the same
thing he's having."