One day a family of, a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in
their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the
head, and Tommy yelled out,
"Ouch you fucking wanker!" later that day in
church, the mom went to talk to the priest. she said,
"Father, my boys just won't stop swearing and I don't know
what to do."
The priest says, "Well, have you tried smacking them?"
She said, "No, doesn't the church look down on
that?"
The priest says, "Well, yes, but in some cases we'll make an
exception."
The next day, the two boys come down for breakfast and
she asks Tommy what he wants for breakfast. Tommy says.
"Well, gimme some fucking waffles." The mom backhands Tommy so
hard, he flies out of his chair and lands against the door. Shocked and terrified
by this, Timmy becomes very quiet. his mother asks him what he wants for breakfast, and
his reply was, "Well you can bet your sweet ass I don't want no fucking waffles!"