A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma
for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead
of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man
runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and
suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is
any reaction.
The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a
moan. From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in
and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act
and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.
The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white
as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor
asks what happened to which the man replies,
"She choked."