Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch.
The first hillbilly said, "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she
drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got
electricity!"
The second hillbilly said, "My wife is stupider than
yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain't even
got runnin water!"
The third hillbilly said, "My wife is even stupider! Yesterday I was
in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table. Everything was spilled
out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin there... and she ain't even
got a dick!"