A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He
thinks to himself I'm not gay but I really want to have a
drink. So he walks up to the bar anyway.
The bartender asks, "What is the name of your penis?"
The man says, "Man get outta my face I'm not like that, just
gimme a beer."
The bartender replies, "I'm sorry sir but I can't serve you
until you tell me the name of your penis."
The man says, "Okay then what's the name of your penis?"
The bartender replies, "Mine is named Nike, You know Just Do it."
The man thought for a moment then replied, "Mine is named Secret."
The bartender replied "Secret??"
The man explained, "You know, strong enough for a man, made for a woman."