A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been
ransacked and the files have all been mixed up. He sees the file for, Mrs Smith, but
her chart is mixed up with some of the others and he can't tell which is which.
He finally narrows it down to two charts and he decides to call her house. Mr Smith, answers the
phone.
"Mr Smith, this is Dr Jenkins. I have bad news. Your wife either has
AIDS or Alzheimer's Disease, I don't know which.
"Well, what should I do?" asks a distraught Mr Smith.
"Drop her off at the edge of town," says the doctor, "and if she
finds her way back, DON'T FUCK HER!"