I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd
get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling
for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a
lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right
places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says.
Wow! she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and
what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking
kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up,
wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want
baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to
press 9."