A man wearing a balaclava burst into a bank with a gun. He yells,
"No body moves," and goes straight to the girl behind
the counter and tells her to open the safe. The woman is amazed
so they guy points the gun to her face and tells her,
"Open the fucking safe." Then, the girl tells him
that this is a sperm bank and that there are no money in the safe.
"Just do it!" says the guy. She opens the safe and the
armed man tells her to grab a bottle of sperm and to drink it. The
girl hesitates, but having a gun pointed to her head, she drinks the
whole bottle.
"Do another one!" says the man threatening her, so she
gulps another one down. Then, the man pulls off the balaclava and
so the girl sees that it's her husband.
"Now that wasn't so fucking difficult, was it?"