Jolene's Jokes
ORIENTAL VD
While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not
use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the
States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright
green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never
having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells
the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says,
"I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very
rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says,
"Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers,
"I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going
to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror,
"Absolutely not! I want a second
opinion." The doctor replies,
"Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery
is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that
he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his
penis and proclaims,
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor,
"Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but
what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate
my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs,
"Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to
opelate!"
"Thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks.
Faw off by self"
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