Joe was walking along the road when he found a ladder leading into
the clouds. Being a naturally curious guy he climbs it.
He is surprised when, on the first cloud, he finds a really ugly naked woman on it.
"Fuck me now or climb the ladder to success." She said. "No contest" Joe
thinks. So he climbs on.
On the next cloud there is a fairly attractive nude woman.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," She says. Again,
Joe climbs on.
On the next cloud there is a very attractive a nd again butt-naked
woman.
"Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success." She says, sucking
at her fingers gently with one hand, and playing with herself with the other. "These
women have all been getting nicer." Joe thinks "The next one will be gorgeous."
On the next cloud, and the end of the ladder, there is a grotesque fat ugly bloke covered in
horseshit and with flies buzzing round his head.
"Who the fuck are you?" Joe cries...
"Hi," says the bloke, "I'm Cess!"