Jolene's Jokes
FIRST CLASS BLOND
A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves
to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this
and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy
and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies,
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some
blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her
seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid
for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm
staying right here!"
The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when
they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says,
"You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married
to a blonde. I speak blonde!"
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says,
"OH, I'm sorry." She gets up and moves back to her seat in the
Economy section.
The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move
without any fuss.
"I told her First Class isn't going to Houston"
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