While tending to her housework, a woman asks her husband, "Will you please fix the cabinet in the
kitchen? It's been barely holding on to its hinges for weeks now."
He replies, "Does it say ‘carpenter’ on my forehead?"
Surprised, she lets it go and returns to her housework. As she begins to clean the bathroom, she
notices that the lever is getting stuck. She yells from the bathroom, "Honey, the toilet's lever is
stuck again! Can you fix it?"
She comes into the living room to find him reading the paper. He responds to the puzzled look on her
face with, "Do I have ‘plumber’ written on my forehead?"
The next day, her husband comes home from work to find the cabinet fixed, the toilet
fixed, and a chipper spouse making the bed in the master bedroom.
"Who fixed everything?"
"A kind young gentleman came by today, said he was a handyman and asked if I needed anything
done around the house. When he finished, I said I couldn't pay him with cash because I don't keep
it around the house. He mentioned that was fine and that I could pay him by sucking his dick or cooking
him a good meal."
"What did you cook for him?"
"Does it say, ‘chef’ on my forehead?"